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Marissa/Inclined to write vindictive prose about you.

Mar 1

I found this on facebook and I’m bored

TEN THINGS ABOUT YOURSELF
1. I’d probably rather get hit by a car instead of feel rejection from a guy.
2. I’d like to own a French Bulldog in the near future.
3. I want to read 50 books by the end of the year.
4. A big part of the reason I hate my job is because I can’t dress pretty.
5. I’m always the one apologizing.
7. I’m very creepy.
8. I fall in love with any guy that’s nice to me.
9. I’ve never seen Aladdin.
10. I’ve never had a boyfriend/kissed a boy (or a girl, for that matter).

NINE THINGS YOU’VE THOUGHT ABOUT RECENTLY
1. This stupid fucking guy that’s a piece of shit.
2. Why boys don’t like me.
3. Why My mom was being such a bitch to me
4. Getting drunk tomorrow.
5. Finishing the Harry Potter books.
6. Finishing my school application.
7. Ed Sheeran.
8. Darren Criss.
9. Pretty clothes.

EIGHT WAYS TO WIN YOUR HEART -
1. Good sense of humor.
2. Non-obnoxious intelligence.
3. Must have sarcasm and wit.
4. Just be fucking nice to me. I’ll love you forever.
5. Patient.
6. Understanding (not judgmental).
7. Confidence.
8. Consideration.

SEVEN FAVORITE SONGS YOU’VE HAD.
1. Drunk - Ed Sheeran
2. We Get On - Kate Nash
3. Nashville - Taylor Swift (it’s a cover)
4. Cough Syrup - Darren Criss
5. Categories - Darren Criss
6. At Last - Etta James
7. Set Fire to the Rain - Adele

SIX THINGS TO DO BEFORE YOU GO TO BED.
1. Take my makeup off, sometimes.
2. Take a piss.
3. Set my alarm.
4. Think of what I’m doing tomorrow.
5. Internet it up.
6. Watch some tele.

FIVE THINGS YOU WISH YOU COULD SAY TO FIVE DIFFERENT PEOPLE RIGHT THIS VERY MOMENT.
1. I wish I could tell you I love you, but I don’t know if I do, and I’ve never really spoken to you, but I want to love you, I guess I should say. You’re fucking lovely.
2. You’re my best fucking friend.
3. You make me laugh. Stay like that.
4. Don’t move to California.
5. Don’t be a bitch.

FOUR THINGS YOU’RE DOING RIGHT NOW.
1. Listening to Ed Sheeran. He’s my obsession right now.
2. Thinking about today. How shitty and good it was all at the same time.
3. Thinking I should sleep.
4. Feeling/wanting to feel.

THREE THINGS YOU’RE SCARED OF.
1. RE-fucking-JECTION
2. My emotions being seen.
3. That I don’t have emotions.

TWO THINGS YOU WANT TO DO BEFORE YOU DIE.
1. Be in love.
2. Be successful.

ONE CONFESSION.
1. I want so desperately to love someone and have someone love me back. I want to be his only option, not second or third. I just want to be first.